皇宫外传 — 近距离感受芙蓉姐姐的"魅力"

dirtysea 发表于 2006-11-18 23:08:39

皇宫外传 — 近距离感受芙蓉姐姐的"魅力"

转载自：西尔德斯神话
<IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_030323_c02f01.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 开场的舞蹈表演 　　国庆和老婆到珠海旅游，不曾想到珠海圆明新园的行程竟然让我们有了一次近距离感受芙蓉姐姐"魅力"的遭遇。圆明新园为招揽游客新编的荒诞历史剧《皇宫外传》，讲的是为庆贺皇子满月，各地官员进贡的事。其中，邀请了网络红人芙蓉姐姐和川剧变脸王彭登怀出演，让我和老婆不禁产生了一种"不需此行"的感觉，那个晕啊~~~~~~~~~~ <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/images/smilies/icon_ft.gif" align=absMiddle border=0> <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_030905_1xp402.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 舞蹈演员们装扮的宫女和太监摆出一个阵形 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031119_a8ze03.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 皇帝皇后出场了，大太监宣读圣旨 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031308_urjy04.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 各地官员的贡品展示，这是隔离空调。创意明显来自冯小刚的《大腕》。 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031444_oldr05.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 脓妇山泉 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031516_nkcr06.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 刁牌洗衣粉 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031553_rogu07.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 毛抬酒 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031616_tqiw08.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 恼白巾 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031639_c02f09.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 壳口壳乐 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031703_yvo310.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 万饱鹿香烟 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031727_liao11.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 锁你彩电 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031748_sphw12.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 卤花牌花生油 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031815_41s713.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 若鸡亚手机 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031851_52t814.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 螺吸尼手表 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031916_xum115.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "真正的"宝马 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_031944_jg9n16.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 脸想电脑 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032006_liao17.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 贡品展示完毕，一个背着"为人民服务"字样的老式帆布包的宫廷清洁工上来打扫马粪 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032124_zwo318.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 某地官员上供的"超级奶妈"开始表演了，据台词介绍这些奶妈都是PK出来的，哈哈~~~拿超女开涮 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032315_63u019.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "超级奶妈"排队给皇子喂奶，奶瓶上写的是"猛牛" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032412_mjbq20.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 上来了一个工商局的女同志，手里抓的是一个"超级奶妈"刚才掉地上的Bra <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032533_yvn221.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 女同志发现假冒伪劣产品，要罚款 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032615_he7k22.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 罚款人民币2佰5 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032647_07yc23.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 一个"奶妈"翻出身上仅有的二百大元，工商女同志在验钞 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_032810_jg9m24.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 另外一个官员的"贡品"芙蓉姐姐要出场了，呵呵，阵势就是不一样 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033041_oldr25.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 宫女们先摆个POSE <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033151_41s726.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 列成一队，恭迎芙蓉姐姐 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033226_liap27.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 在两位大太监和若干宫女的前呼后拥下，芙蓉姐姐隆重登场 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033334_yvn228.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 正角要开始跳舞了，这个是代表Begin的姿势 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033426_if9m29.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 两个大太监也没有闲着，一前一后的和芙蓉姐姐跳起来 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033533_96xb30.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "两大太监帅哥共舞，俺心里真是乐开花啊" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033643_urky31.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 要舞就要舞得开 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033727_tqiw32.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "俺这个POSE怎样？" "太美了，芙蓉姐果然名不虚传" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_033843_xun233.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "芙蓉姐，给咱观众抛个媚眼吧" "俺来了" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034030_a8zd34.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "这个是俺独创的胖芙蓉出水式" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034118_2yq635.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "这件纱衣好碍事，让大家把俺的料看清楚点" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034303_yvn236.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 欲说还休式 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034410_gd6j37.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "再伸展开，亮亮俺的身段" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034506_74v038.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "大家看清楚没啊？" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034546_3zr639.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "这下大家该看清楚俺了吧，伴舞的早都该跳一边去嘛" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034743_a8zd40.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "还没有看清？我把纱衣脱了" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034830_oldr41.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 心有多大，舞台就有多大 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_034956_63u042.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 给皇帝来个正面 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035023_gd6j43.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 跳奔放了，咱们芙蓉姐啊，今儿个真高兴 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035122_da3h44.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "你们都让开，别挡着俺，俺要来个绝的" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035228_1xp445.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "看俺的后踢" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035307_1xq546.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "看俺的肥臂" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035406_pmet47.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "看俺的象腿" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035437_sphv48.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "芙蓉姐姐，能回答我们海珠电视台几个问题吗？见到你真高兴，偶可是你的Fans，你害羞的样子好性感" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035554_a8zd49.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "大家同意，俺就同意。大家说俺要回答他的问题么？" "喔————" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_035937_da3g50.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "你觉得你凭什么可以从皇帝后宫三千佳丽中脱颖而出，得到皇上的宠幸呢？" "俺有性感的身材" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_040121_jg9m51.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "和迷人的舞姿" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_040201_41s852.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "咦？你这个伴舞的不是都下去了吗？怎么又跑上来和俺捣乱？" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_040348_c02f53.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> "郁闷……俺该下场了……回头要和导演说说，取消伴舞的，有俺还不够吗……还有，那件纱衣最好一开始就不要穿……" <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_040545_85wb54.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 川剧大师变脸王彭登怀要上场了 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_040713_vsky55.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 他也够惨的，好歹也是天王刘德华的师傅，居然沦落到和芙蓉姐姐同台演出 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_040847_gd6j56.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 出场先摆个架势，戏剧里面叫亮相 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041023_oldr57.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 虽然叹息他的现状，但变脸绝活可不是吹出来的。转眼间已经变出了第二张脸 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041245_vsky58.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 第三张脸 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041332_oles59.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 第四张脸 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041429_a8zd60.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 第五张脸 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041459_fc5i61.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 第六张脸 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041526_a8zd62.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 变回真脸。这几次变脸还是博得了满堂彩 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041642_yvn363.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 向游客们问好 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041822_if8m64.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 和游客们握手 <IMG src="http://www.w-o-fantian.com/blog/attachments/month_200610/07_041855_a8zd65.jpg" onload="&#106avascript:if(this.width>screen.width-300)this.width=screen.width-300" border=0> 在和观众握手的时候，冷不丁又变回出一张脸。在这次变脸之后，还变了两张脸出来。可惜我的相机不争气，没有电了，未能记录下来。如果计算上真脸，彭登怀前后共变了十张各不相同的脸，也算值回票价咯。

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皇宫外传 — 近距离感受芙蓉姐姐的"魅力"